Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Lord have mercy.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
The following posts are actual conversations I have with my family, namely, my mother. The whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me, Mom.
May 27, 2012
Joe… he… he has muscles now.
May 27, 2012
Dapper Fellow - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
DROOLING.
May 23, 2012
Opportunity Knocks?
I don’t think Hugh Hefner gets enough credit. That motherfucker in is his mid-80s and getting more vagina from eager, willing, beautiful, and young females than any man I know. Plus he has no shame about his Viagra use.
He’s either the smartest man alive or American women are fucking retarded, neither of which are his fault. If you consider that both are probably major factors then it only leads us to conclude that he’s really just an opportunist with a clear set goal and in fact, we could all learn something from him.
May 20, 2012
And at the end of this trail lies my little dream cottage with giant bay windows and a pond in the front.
(Source: belongtomenow)
May 20, 2012
I want skin like this. Pretty, pale, and flawless.
May 13, 2012
May 11, 2012
May 10, 2012
Urban bedouin. Paul Raeside photo via House to Home.
And my living room will look like this.
May 9, 2012
May 8, 2012
(S)Edition Installation by Melissa Jay Craig
Limited bookwork edition of 99 copies.
“Some people have uneasy, squeamish thoughts when they look at fungus: it’s something surreptitious, uncontrollable; it lives hidden underground in familiar locales, ready to spring to life unexpectedly, and it often manifests itself as part of the demise of another organism. Fungus is an agent of change. I’m fascinated with its myriad forms, and I love to go in search of it.”
So. Awesome.
May 5, 2012
The Change
My mother’s officially menopausal. That means I am now officially saving money to move out by the end of the year…..if I don’t murder her by then.
April 27, 2012
Only the funniest memes get posted onto this blog. Click here if you’re bored!
I have been saying this for the longest fucking time. Worst invention ever.
(Source: fuckyeahidonteven)
April 25, 2012
Fucking fuck.
Lost my fucking wallet. Not even pissed about having to replace my shit. Just pissed that it had $150 in it. Fucking fuckface fuck.
April 14, 2012
Gender Stratification Issues
I had a problem with a coworker who likes to blame me for everything going wrong in her life. When I vented my frustration, my mother comforted me the best way she knows how: by insulting the other person’s obvious physical flaws.
Mom: Do you know what her problem is?
Me: Yeah, she’s whiny and has to be the victim.
Mom: No, mija. I think she is jealous because she look a like a man!
Me: Mom, that’s kind of mean.
Mom: But is true! Okay then, she look a like a tranny. That’s nicer, right?
Me: How is that nicer?
Mom: Because now is a man TRYING to look a like a woman!
Me: Sure, that works.
It is true, though. She does look like a man.
April 3, 2012
SUCK ON THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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